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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them
regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
- Dennis Ritchie
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
Who needs the library? I've got google!
- Jackson Gallagher
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